*Warning! This post contains: RAGE, ANGER, & FRUSTRATION. Read with caution, or just skip it and check some reblogs instead.*
Today’s most popular mainstream rappers can pull off some of the smoothest alliterations, craziest rhyme schemes, and most-powerful punchlines we’ve ever heard. However, despite their verbal abilities, most of them are rapping about the same money, sex, hoes, parties, violence, and egos. There’s a lot of room for lyrical creativity within these concepts (Big Sean :D), but it’s the same content regurgitated in almost every song. We all know this, but that doesn’t stop us from DLing new tracks. I mean, hell, it’s MUSIC. I came to dance, bob my head, and feel like a boss for 3 1/2 minutes - I don’t need 106.1 preaching to me.
Similarly, it’s hilariously depressing how certain eloquent individuals can master the English language yet possess less intellectual ability than a cracked-out Furby. HELL NAH. If I’m gonna sit through someone’s long-ass post, lecture, vlog, whatever, I expect a quality idea, not some biased, unmeditated brainshit. Attention fail authors: Ignorant writing is the parasite through which corrupted opinions infect the world, brainwashing communities and perpetuating stereotypes. I sincerely hope that you will someday realize the impact of your perceptively-challenged “musings,” and if you cannot, that you develop early-onset arthritis and can never write again. It’s cruel, I know, but it’s better to have one crippled idiot than a skewed populace.
Final Verdict: May ignorant rappers get money, and ignorant writers get perspective (or arthritis).
P.S. When I say “ignorant writers,” I’m not referring to writers who disagree with me. Instead, I’m referring to writers who offer who do not acknowledge their innate biases when presenting opinions. All-in-all, my wish is that all writers value objectivity and honesty above all else when evaluating their experiences. However, if every writer agreed with me, that would be nice as well :D.